"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you prove that you don’t need it." — Bob Hope

Bob Hope (May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003) was a British-American comedian and actor.  He was also know for his involvement with the US Armed Forces and tour entertaining American military personnel.

Vintage microphones are awesome.  Anyway, this quote is still relevant today.  If you have excellent credit and a lot of money you can get the best rates and the biggest loans... makes sense, but then again doesn't make sense.