Two friends, Nick Andes, 29, and Doug Klinger, 30, sent a record 217,000 text messages in March.  Andes ended up with an itemized bill for $26,000 from T-Mobile that had a shipping cost of $27.55. 

First of all, don't you have anything better to do with your time?  Secondly, you're 30 years old... don't you have anything better to do with your time?  This story should have been about some 13 year olds texting each other while watching High School Musical 12 in a Snuggie and Bedazzling their headbands to wear for their upcoming lemonade stand.  Come on guys... that Guinness Book of World Records article is going to be sooooo awesome.  Sike.  If you're still not able to drive a car and reading this please figure out a way to beat this record... you can still afford to be this socially awkward and unsavvy.

Read more here.